Monday, 16 May 2016

Hanging on the telephone

Dear Co-worker,
Yes, you're very clever for keeping cold callers on the phone for fifteen minutes, keeping them off script, calling their bosses a bunch of crooks and trying to discover their company details so you can give them YOUR prepared speech about how they if haven't filed accounts for two years and are due to be struck off blah blah blah.

But even if you do recount the whole conversation to me word for word, there is only so much validatory platitude I can give. Please desist now.

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