Monday, 27 March 2017

No travel stories.

Dear Co-worker,
Truly, your martyrdom knows no bounds. It really is a miracle of nature that you manage to battle in every day against the adversity of cancelled trains, angry commuters and flying copies of the Metro.

Monday, 20 March 2017

Save the planet

Dear Co-worker,
I'm so sorry I opened my trap. When I suggested that we email internal documents rather than printing useless bits of paper that end up in the recycling five minutes later, I was thinking of saving the planet.
Of course, I should have been thinking of you. Yes it is obviously far easier to hold the piece of paper in your hand rather than scroll between two pages on a screen.

Monday, 13 March 2017

Duff duff duff!

Dear Co-worker,
So you don't watch any soaps but you still interrupt someone to give a ten minute opinion on how bad they are and how no one likes them.
Hmm. Who to believe? 7 million viewers or 1 a***hole?