Monday, 22 May 2017

Please pass the cookies

Dear Co-worker,
the biscuits are there for all staff to enjoy with their tea,
not for you to dip in to whenever you've sent a clever email.

Monday, 15 May 2017

Cheap? Moi?

Co-worker: (proudly) “I’ve never, ever been in a 99p shop.”
Me: “Really? So where did you get that outfit?”

Yeah, sorry. It was a cheap shot.

Monday, 8 May 2017


Caller: Hi, I'm just ringing to make sure your stationery supplies arrived.
Me: They did. I'm just testing them out now.