Monday, 28 November 2016


Dear Co-worker,
I'm so sorry, I really didn't mean to.
But I *might* have dropped a bogey in your tea.

Monday, 21 November 2016


Dear co-worker,
Exactly how long have you had that cold now?
Please either take some time off, go to the doctor or jam your head in a door.
I’m not sure what’s worse, your constant sniffing or you loudly and ostentatiously blowing your nose every ten minutes.
And no! I DON'T want to look in your hanky.

Monday, 14 November 2016

Bus Stop

Dear Co-worker,
No, it isn't nice when someone keeps yapping about really boring stuff and you can't get away. Welcome to my life.

Monday, 7 November 2016

I can read...

Dear Co-worker,
I really don't know how I've managed to survive without your lovely running commentary on the Michael Jackson autopsy...