Dear Co-Worker...

Monday, 19 December 2016

Dear Co-worker,

Merry Christmas you miserable old sod.

Rookie move.

In anticipation of the new Star Wars film, 'Rogue One' I was watching the trailer at work. Big mistake.

Co-worker- "coming to a green screen near you."

Would be a funny comment, if it wasn't so cynical, spiteful and mostly inaccurate.

Work place dilemma #56

Gina in the office next door has the hots for dear co-worker. Do I:

a) tell her to run a mile?

b) set them up on a date and provide him with the first female company he hasn't had to pay for?

Dear Co-worker,
I'm so sorry, I really didn't mean to.
But I *might* have dropped a bogey in your tea.

Dear co-worker,

Exactly how long have you had that cold now?

Please either take some time off, go to the doctor or jam your head in a door.

I’m not sure what’s worse, your constant sniffing or you loudly and ostentatiously blowing your nose every ten minutes.

And no! I DON'T want to look in your hanky.

Dear Co-worker,

No, it isn't nice when someone keeps yapping about really boring stuff and you can't get away. Welcome to my life.

Dear Co-worker,

I really don't know how I've managed to survive without your lovely running commentary on the Michael Jackson autopsy...