Monday, 14 November 2016

Bus Stop

Dear Co-worker,
No, it isn't nice when someone keeps yapping about really boring stuff and you can't get away. Welcome to my life.


Monday, 7 November 2016

I can read...


Dear Co-worker,
I really don't know how I've managed to survive without your lovely running commentary on the Michael Jackson autopsy...

Monday, 31 October 2016

Monday, 24 October 2016

Mystery solved

Dear Co-worker, so you weren't tempted to keep the sex toy.
Well done for plucking up the courage to take it to its rightful owner in the office next door.
Apparently Gina ordered it for her sister for Christmas as a joke, honest...

Sunday, 23 October 2016

Happy Day

It's Slap Your Irritating Co-Worker Day. Shame it's a Sunday.

Monday, 17 October 2016

Christmas gift?


Dear Co-worker,
Are you sure that parcel was addressed to you?

Monday, 3 October 2016

Nosey bonk

Dear Co-worker, 
You'll get your nose punched one of these days if you keep poking it into other people's business.
But tell me, who's moving into the office next door?