No travel stories.

Dear Co-worker,

Truly, your martyrdom knows no bounds. It really is a miracle of nature that you manage to battle in every day against the adversity of cancelled trains, angry commuters and flying copies of the Metro.

Save the planet

Dear Co-worker,

I'm so sorry I opened my trap. When I suggested that we email internal documents rather than printing useless bits of paper that end up in the recycling five minutes later, I was thinking of saving the planet.

Of course, I should have been thinking of you. Yes it is obviously far easier to hold the piece of paper in your hand rather than scroll between two pages on a screen.

Duff duff duff!

Dear Co-worker,

So you don't watch any soaps but you still interrupt someone to give a ten minute opinion on how bad they are and how no one likes them.
Hmm. Who to believe? 7 million viewers or 1 a***hole?