Oops...

Dear Co-worker,
I'm so sorry, I really didn't mean to.
But I *might* have dropped a bogey in your tea.

ATCHOOOO!

Dear co-worker,

Exactly how long have you had that cold now?

Please either take some time off, go to the doctor or jam your head in a door.

I’m not sure what’s worse, your constant sniffing or you loudly and ostentatiously blowing your nose every ten minutes.

And no! I DON'T want to look in your hanky.



Bus Stop

Dear Co-worker,

No, it isn't nice when someone keeps yapping about really boring stuff and you can't get away. Welcome to my life.



I can read...

Dear Co-worker,

I really don't know how I've managed to survive without your lovely running commentary on the Michael Jackson autopsy...