Happy Halloween

"No, I've just come from my nephew's birthday party."

Mystery solved

Dear Co-worker, so you weren't tempted to keep the sex toy.

Well done for plucking up the courage to take it to its rightful owner in the office next door.

Apparently Gina ordered it for her sister for Christmas as a joke, honest...

Happy Day

It's Slap Your Irritating Co-Worker Day. Shame it's a Sunday.

Christmas gift?

Dear Co-worker,

Are you sure that parcel was addressed to you?

Nosey bonk

Dear Co-worker, 
You'll get your nose punched one of these days if you keep poking it into other people's business.
But tell me, who's moving into the office next door?