Monday, 17 July 2017
Monday, 22 May 2017
Please pass the cookies
the biscuits are there for all staff to enjoy with their tea,
not for you to dip in to whenever you've sent a clever email.
Monday, 15 May 2017
Cheap? Moi?
Co-worker: (proudly) “I’ve
never, ever been in a 99p shop.”
Me: “Really? So where did
you get that outfit?”
Yeah, sorry. It was a cheap shot.
Monday, 8 May 2017
Stationery
Caller: Hi, I'm just ringing to make sure your stationery supplies arrived.
Me: They did. I'm just testing them out now.
Me: They did. I'm just testing them out now.
Monday, 24 April 2017
Fascinating... NOT.
Please don't start a conversation with "Oh, that's interesting..."
...if you're then going to talk about your car insurance.
...if you're then going to talk about your car insurance.
Monday, 17 April 2017
Monday, 3 April 2017
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